12 More Golf Rules You’ll Never Find In The Rule Books

These final 12 golf rules #13-24 will never show up in an official USGA rule book, but you can be sure the golf gods follow them closely, and you should too! (Click here for rules # 1-12) ~ again, with apologies to the USGA.

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golfer12 More Golf Rules You’ll Never Find In The Rule Books

  • LAW 13:
 If it isn’t broke, try changing your grip.
  • LAW 14: 
It’s surprisingly easy to hole a 50-foot putt when you’re lying 8.
  • LAW 15:
 Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like 
expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.
  • LAW 16: 
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
  • LAW 17: 
It’s not a gimme if you’re still 4 feet away.
  • LAW 18:
 The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a 
straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large 
tree.
  • LAW 19:
 You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch 90% of 
the time.
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LAW 20:
 Every Time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make a double or 
triple bogey to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
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LAW 21:
 If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to use it
to lay up just short of a water hazard.
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LAW 22:
 There are two things you can learn by stopping your back swing at the top 
and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have, and 
which one is wearing the glove.
  • LAW 23:
 A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.
  • LAW 24:
 Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it .

 

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